"Guys are talking about funky condoms. The funkiest is Night Light, the first glow-in-the-dark condom cleared for marketing by the FDA."
-Playboy

"The thing about this condom is, you’ve got to be man enough to wear it. I mean, you don’t want to walk into the bedroom and have your wife say "Honey, what is that..a penlight?"
-Jay Leno, The Tonight Show

"Never one to go limp in the face of competition, Global Protection Corp. rises to the challenge with its Night Light, the first FDA-approved glow-in-the-dark condom."
-GQ

"There are even glow-in-the-dark condoms now. And they’re FDA-approved!"
-Penthouse Forum

"Shed a little light on things. Global Protection’s new Night Light condoms glow in the dark."
Glamour

"Glow-in-the-dark condoms were invented ages ago, but this is the first that's government approved as a contraceptive."
Men's Health

"The Night Light makes safer sex fun, and this condom undergoes stringent and rigorous testing standards so...turn down the lights and turn up the heat!"
-Muscular Development